Monday, December 24, 2012

Sexy, Dirty, Picture of an Angry Blonde

As a result, or colateral damage, of my need to post images within these posts I have developed an appreciative curiosity with the "Goole Image Search."

Resisting the urge to find another lame Facebook game that might occupy my thoughts, or at the very least fingers, for just one more hour of my life... I have started typing in ridiculous search headings into Google Images...

Tonight; "dirty sexy picture of an angry blonde."

hehehehehehe, this shit is so varied it tickles me...

mind you, i am ultimately looking for something like this...



or even a little vintage(esque) piece like this...


 awe hell even this one is in the realm of appropriate....




he is blonde....



and can be dirty....


it is a picture.....


and i did not specify gender....




now this isn't "dirty" per say.....


but she is blonde....



but what's up with riding a dobie?








now this is where we start to go a little off kilter....



it is "Dirty Dancing" after all...


but the only dirty thing about that film was maybe the cabins...

...or the back-room abortion....

not so much the dancing....  have you seen a bounce video from New Orleans on youtube?

That's not just dirty.... that shit is NASTY! mmmmhmmm.... goodness yo mama seen you shakin' that shit the way you do?

....then of course there is the departure from the dirty dirty to the Dirty Harry...



ya feeling lucky punk?





mmmm lucky you say.....



                    well there is always the dirty win.....




bite the bitch in the FACE!!!!




it's not really where i saw this going....




...but i guess it could be dirty money...



...and one could argue that it is still a dirty blonde printed on the bill...




speaking of money...




Then there is the dirty picture of one of the truly great metaphors of our masculine value system...


and think of the dry cleaning bill for all those dirty linens...

He must thank is lucky whatevers that he has the salary to afford that...


The there is both a girl and a story that makes me feel a little dirty...

...are you as stoked as i am to see if they can actually pull off the "On the Road" movie to come out in 2013...

...all you Twilight tweens are just gonna die...


...can they even really read? I don't honestly consider those books literature...


those kids did "learn" to read under Bush's "No child left behind," so they are all basically a-literate...


...and the movies aren't quite film either...  I really tried... more than once... just to sit through one of 'em...

...moving slightly away from unintelligible teen movies...


And back to the STRANGE!!!!



How in the hell did these two show up for any reason?...




Cats lick their asses and pigs root in shit, so i guess that's dirty...




But wait! We go full-on weird for these next two...





What the hell was that? A fawn under a full moon in a forrest?

Nice alliteration, but hardly a dirty blonde... 

...like Sailor Your-Anus... ehhh low-brow, low-brow... but at least a little dirty...



 Then there is this beast.. What???????




Something about zombies in the description.... Je ne sais.....


At least she is... blonde...


 and the fence thing could be construed as dirty... or sexy, if splinters are your thing....

...anyway just having fun... Strovia!


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